why do I live in Minnesota

Of all the places in the United States of America, why Minnesota? Every time I visit any place even a little warmer in the winter time I find myself asking this question. So when I go to a place that's much, much warmer I find myself trying to figure out how I can move away from this frozen hell hole. I can do my job from any location on earth as long as I have a decent internet connection. Wait Jeff, focus on the positive.......In Minnesota we have __________, and then there's________. Shit I can't think of anything good about this place right now. I don't like the cold weather and there isn't shit to do when it's cold outside that makes me want to go outside bad enough to actually go outside. 

I'm gonna have to change the name of my blog to something else. I do care what people think. I do give a rats ass.